There is a competition between jokes with blonds and jokes with lords.
I have prepared two of the jokes with lords. Don’t forget to read carefully! Have a nice time!

1.Two English lords are talking:
- What do you think about morning running, sir John?
- I think it’s so stupid, sir Archibald.
- But why, my dear sir John?
- Because, while I’m running I have always upset my cup of whisky.

2.One of the usually talks with cup of whisky by the fireside between sir John and sir James:
- John, Christmas is the best time of year.
- I think that making love is better than it.
After half an hour meditation sir James answers:
- Yes, but Christmas comes more often…