A blaze at the eight apartment house. The one blonde, one dark- haired lady and one red- haired lady couldn’t run away on time so they stood stick at the last floor of the building. The firemen arrived, stretched the canvas and screamed loudly: – Common jump but one by one! Red- haired jumped first. [...]

There is a competition between jokes with blonds and jokes with lords. I have prepared two of the jokes with lords. Don’t forget to read carefully! Have a nice time! 1.Two English lords are talking: – What do you think about morning running, sir John? – I think it’s so stupid, sir Archibald. – But [...]

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: “Thanks for the refill!” Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So men can understand them. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. Q: What does [...]

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One day God called Adam to him and said: “Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?” “The good news,” replied Adam. “Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain.” “OK” said Adam warily. “And what’s the bad news?” “I only [...]

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. [...]