HotNiches Funny Videos » jokes http://hotniches.org HotNiches.Org Funny Videos Mon, 31 May 2010 08:07:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Minutes for jokes http://hotniches.org/minutes-for-jokes/ http://hotniches.org/minutes-for-jokes/#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:11:33 +0000 admin http://hotniches.org/?p=367 Between two lovers:
- Honey, please tell me the words that will bind us together forever…
- I am pregnant!

Two friends meet themselves:
- What about you? Are you married?
- Yes. My wife is both housewife and lover.
- So, how does she succeed in?
- Oh, I make the bed in our kitchen.

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- What do you doing here?- ask one lady
- I am waiting for the train.
- What train?
- The train that comes at 05:15 PM.
- But don’t you read that it comes only on festal days.
- Oh yes, today is my Birthday!

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Trick video with microwave. First the man was white until he cooking himself. Watch the whole video.

]]> http://hotniches.org/americas-got-talent/feed/ 0 Jokes for fun http://hotniches.org/jokes-for-fun/ http://hotniches.org/jokes-for-fun/#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 08:13:11 +0000 admin http://hotniches.org/?p=305 Between two friends:
- Yesterday proposed me marriage.
- Super! But who did make it?
- My parents…

Between two blonds:
- Did you get that women talk mostly about men?
- Yes, it is real.
- So then it’s correct, when the men think, women always have talked nonsenses.

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Amazing stuff of BBC Documentary. Penguins look so cute while they flying to the jungle!

]]> http://hotniches.org/flying-penguins/feed/ 1 The French man and his friends http://hotniches.org/the-french-man-and-his-friends/ http://hotniches.org/the-french-man-and-his-friends/#comments Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:49:29 +0000 admin http://hotniches.org/?p=233 A french man speaks with his friends after his first wedding night.
- What about your wife?- they ask him
- Oh she is perfect hot! I recommend her to everyone of you!

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- I am going to give it as a present to my girl friend.
- Are you crazy! Look they are falce!
- It doesn’t matter! She is falce too!

]]> http://hotniches.org/the-man-with-flowers/feed/ 1 Sir John and his first marriage night http://hotniches.org/sir-john-and-his-first-marriage-night/ http://hotniches.org/sir-john-and-his-first-marriage-night/#comments Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:33:12 +0000 admin http://hotniches.org/?p=184 First marriage night of Sir John:
- Peter, please pick up the flashlight and come to my bedroom.
- Yes Sir, I’ll go right now.
After 20 minutes fruitless efforts Sir John said:
- Peter give me the flashlight and make love with my wife.
- Yes Sir, I’ll go right now.
After 20 minutes:
- So Peter, that is the way, you should shine with flashlight!

]]> http://hotniches.org/sir-john-and-his-first-marriage-night/feed/ 0 Drivers talks http://hotniches.org/drivers-talks/ http://hotniches.org/drivers-talks/#comments Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:00:27 +0000 admin http://hotniches.org/?p=88 A talk between two drivers:
- Why did you paint your car so strangely? Blue from the left red from the right green in front and yellow at the back?
- Because in case of car crash the witnesses throw into confusion. Then I begin to laugh.

]]> http://hotniches.org/drivers-talks/feed/ 0 The worldly wisdom Sir John http://hotniches.org/the-wordlly-wisdom-sir-john/ http://hotniches.org/the-wordlly-wisdom-sir-john/#comments Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:00:18 +0000 admin http://hotniches.org/?p=86 Sir John is getting married. After marriage ceremony the guests decide to continue the party into pub. In the midnight they go to the house of ill fame. There the people meet Sir John.
- Why are you here?- ask him- You are just married and you have a wonderful wife.
- Yes but she fell asleep. And I think- Is it worth to awaken her for the sake of a bare 20 pounds.

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