A talk between two drivers:
- Why did you paint your car so strangely? Blue from the left red from the right green in front and yellow at the back?
- Because in case of car crash the witnesses throw into confusion. Then I begin to laugh.

Sir John is getting married. After marriage ceremony the guests decide to continue the party into pub. In the midnight they go to the house of ill fame. There the people meet Sir John.
- Why are you here?- ask him- You are just married and you have a wonderful wife.
- Yes but she fell asleep. [...]

A blaze at the eight apartment house. The one blonde, one dark- haired lady and one red- haired lady couldn’t run away on time so they stood stick at the last floor of the building. The firemen arrived, stretched the canvas and screamed loudly:
- Common jump but one by one!
Red- haired jumped first. While [...]

There is a competition between jokes with blonds and jokes with lords.
I have prepared two of the jokes with lords. Don’t forget to read carefully! Have a nice time!
1.Two English lords are talking:
- What do you think about morning running, sir John?
- I think it’s so stupid, sir Archibald.
- But why, my dear sir John?
- [...]

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives [...]

Comedy Now! Russell Peters LIVE Hillarious

One day God called Adam to him and said: “Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”
“The good news,” replied Adam.
“Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain.”
“OK” said Adam warily. “And what’s the bad news?”
“I only gave you enough blood [...]

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept
them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he
announces: “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give [...]