Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can understand them.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it’s mine?

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
A: She had to break a window to get out!

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”